Stallman’s Fury

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How Conficker infects Autorun.inf

So I was wondering the internets when I came across that annoying “lose weight blog” ads on a website. I saw a problem with the ad. So I fixed it for them. You are welcome. Remember, I get royalties each time it’s used!

So me & Barney Frank went to lunch today & were at first talking about our music collection together. As we talked about our online purchases, Barney boy started to defend DRM & why it was good. This argument went sour real quick! I told him that my collection of music is mine. All my records of the Momma & the Pappa’s was bought waay back in the day, & thinking that I would have to purchase that vinyl again just to I can listen to it on my computer would be ridiculous!

He grumbled & kept eating his spinach salad. I brought up to him scenarios.”Say you bought a car Frankman. The dealership said you could modify it, re-sell it, or even move it out of the state to a new home. Would you tell the guy to kiss off?!” He grumbled some more.

“You getting paid by the Music/Movie industry Mafia, aren’t YOU!” He staggerd.. asked for a waiter, paid the bill & looked me right in the eye. “I’m heading back in there Stallman.”

So I decided to mess with him today during the hearings to show him how much I really didn’t like the idea. It was Epic!

After talking with Geithner, I realised we were sitting running in circles. I busted out screaming after getting pussyfooting from him, & the treasury secretary. I stood up & asked we make it now a mandate in the proceedings to allow members apart of the panel to keep slingshots & snowballs at hand, & that those being questioned to come into the room in their boxers/panties so we can make clean shots at their crotches. This way, we can have open government & have those with interests to protect themselves from just telling the truth. If someone has messed up. Hell! someone messed up. We agreed if we allow people in these forums keep secretes like this, only help people like Alex Jones make new crazy talk “made for web TV” movies to sell more T-Shirts & DVD’s.

So we can practice a bit, all of us after the talks went to Chuck E Cheese to practice our skills in Laser Tag. Maxine kicked our asses with 56 tags! Watch out for her! Found out she played softball in highschool! I remember how each time she got us, the scream of PWED! filled the room in the most annoying screem I have ever heard! We are planning to have a Nexues LAN party at her families house next weekend.

As usual, Jenna Bush calls me to come to Texas to meet & greet with this new social network crowed. She stated that there would be discussions about the future of the Internet & free social network sites. I met her at the airport with a few of her friends at the mini bar at  Cousin’s Bar-BQ. Things started bad when we were picked up by a limo, just to be dropped off outside the venue. We were early, and Jenna kept fishing the shots along the way. I was disgusted by the collage antics of her frieds as they stumbled into a near Texas bar. While we waited.. I kept my face-palmed why Jenna and her friends flirted with men twice her age stating she would flash her tits for a purchased bottle of Jack.

At this time, I was past 5:30 pm. The events had started, but I couldn’t get Jenna to drop the bottle so we could leave the premises, and proceed outside. She kept stating in the drunkin’ slump ‘Ohhu.. comman… we can be casually late! Let me finish this bottle before we gooooo!’  Hours passed & at this point, Billy Ray was playing on the jukebox, & the bar was starting the two-step competitions. Jenna & her buddy decided to proceed a terrible redefinition of Salt & Peppa’s “Push it” when I turned around, to find myself in front of a cameraman who heard of the antic’s & took this photo.
Stupid Jenna!